Jokes About Doctor

mohdjamil

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Believe He Is a Satan

A visiting specialist was taken to the cubicle of a mental case who thought he was a King.
“I know I am a king” the man explained. “Satan told me so”.
At which a furious voice sounded from the next cubicle:
” I told you nothing of the kind”.

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Hereditary

Doctor: “Young man – I’m afraid your complaint is hereditary”.
Young man: “Kindly send in the bill to my father”.

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Kill Me

“I am worried! The doctor says that if I give my husband anything but water I will kill him-”
“But why the worry?”
“Because if I give him water he’ll kill me”.

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Serious Case

A young surgeon received late one evening a SMS from three of his fellow practitioners: “Please come over to the club and join us at a game”.
Turning briskly to his wife he said: “Honey dear, here I am called away again! It seems to be a serious case-there are three doctors on the spot already”.

Published by mohdjamil

Born in Kedah. Studied at Alam Shah, Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia and King's College, University of London. Previously, acted as Head, Dept of Psychiatry, School of Medical Sciences, Universiti Sains Malaysia. Currently, works as Professor of Psychiatry at Sultan Abdul Halim Mu'adzam Shah International Islamic University, Kedah. Married and blessed with 4 grown-up children.