Magistrate (to father of a boy who had been brought into a court for the 6th time on charge of stealing): The boy of yours has been charged so many times that I am absolutely tired of seeing him here.”
Father of the boy: “I am as tired of seeing him here too, sir”
Magistrate: “Then, why don’t you teach him better? If you show him the right way he won’t be coming here.”
Father of the boy: “I have showed him the right way but the young fool’s got no brains. He always get caught”
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